Logo    Christmas Stress Test

Place a check beside any item that (1) you agree; (2) would like to agree; (3) think it's a fabulous idea or (4) seriously plan to implement the action described.

When you reach the end of the list click on the Generate Results button to obtain your Christmas Stress Rating.

Santa Claus is long overdue for a cholesterol test
The thought of partridges in a pear marinade causes you to salivate
Many of your relatives will receive plastic surgery vouchers as gifts
Christmas cheer means NASDAQ remains above 1,000 points
Your therapist only gives you a 10% chance of surviving the holidays without email
You prefer a deep frozen rottweiler to grandma's Christmas pudding
The Three Wise Men were guided to the Manger by an early version of the Mir Space Station
Being fired from work would give you more time for Christmas shopping
You've backed up your brain to a Zip Drive as a sensible Christmas survival strategy
Antihistamines can clear up Rudolph's red nose problem
Every child's Christmas stocking should contain a kilo of Valium
Replanted Christmas trees attract significant carbon credits
McDonalds and the Manager are synonymous
An electric fence is an ideal gift for a dog
A Sony Playstation 2 would have been a better choice than gold, frankincense and myrrh

 

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